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Here goes:

Q: How many MicroSoft Marketing Dept Lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many MicroSoft Software Technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.

Q: How many MicroSoft Hardware Technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many Microsoft Executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They stil use candles.

Q: How many TV Evangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
Or: None. Televangelists screw in motels.

Q: How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light buld?
A: Six. One to change the bulb and another five to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just One. But it really has to want to change.

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.
Or: One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb.
Or: None. Zen masters carry their own light.

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Q: How many straight Brighton residents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Both of them.









 


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